sluggo...

who do we have to slug to get working elevators? imho, i believe we should resort to hiring a genetically deformed giant (is arvidis sabonis looking for work?) to man the archaeic pulley system. give him some lukewarm water and spinach dip in between physical exertion and garans we'll have a more reliable elevator system than present form. of course, if we can secure the services of retired circus elephants we would only have to pay in peanuts.